Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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