I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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