butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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