therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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