"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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