I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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