he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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