am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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