I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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