You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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