haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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