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(763): View more from Minnesota

i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i live my life in a constant state of hangover.

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(310): View more from California

He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day

(617): View more from Massachusetts

How about a mike?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

Already had two of those

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom

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(314): View more from Missouri

And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...

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(914): View more from New York

Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process

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(706): View more from Georgia

It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs

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