He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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