I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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