So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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