At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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