My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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