sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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