I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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