Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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