Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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