Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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