So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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