Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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