Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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