do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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