So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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