We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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