'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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