HIV tests are more positive than that guy
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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