I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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