I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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