Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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