mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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