is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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