Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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