he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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