can we get nightvision for the apartment?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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