i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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