did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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