VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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