there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I have post one night stand depression
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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