oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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