Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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