she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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