i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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