Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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