Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
