I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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