sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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