The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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