It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You pole danced in your parka.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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