sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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