Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
