The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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